Price Patrol Gifts

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Everything's gone up."

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Bureau of Inflation.

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

The Price of Nothing

'What a bargain!'

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

Short Memories

Gas prices up.

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

'I want to be them!'

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

Things of the past...

Cards. Birthday. I don't know if 50 is the new 40, but apparently $4.95 is the new buck-fifty!

"Builder's tea? Due to an unforeseen rise in material costs, that'll be £22.40."

"The price of oil is dropping...so...why has your gas gone up?!"

Bakery. Cakes $6.66. Upside Down Cakes $9.99.

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

Gas price rollercoaster.

'Why is it when they reduce the calories in a product, they always increase the price?'

'Bargain basement sale ... Everything's down but the prices.'

'It's amazing how little a thousand dollars will buy these days.'

Oil at $100 a barrel