Panic Purchasing Patrol Pillows

"You can have my disinfectant when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"

Police Feline Unit

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Back To Nowhere Sale!

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

Dream Advertisements.

Flush Direct

'I want to be them!'

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

"Did you order 8000 tins of beans, 10,000 litres of water, 400 bottles of vitamins C tablets, 500 rolls of tin foil. . ."

"Oh wait, we need to be on the 1-9 North bound escalator to get to the food court."

"Read my weight NOW!...NOW!"

"Hello. . . Police? We've been burgled! The bastards have taken all of our soap, hand sanitiser and toilet rolls!"

The Commandos go shopping

"This pandemic's made me stop, reflect and think about the important things in life - the things we forgot to panic buy and hoard!"

If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

British Weather Bureau Symbols

Corona Cupboard: Day 20

"Norman's been panic buying Jerry Cans."

First Wave. Second Wave.

'Now you won't forget to post my parcel, dear?'

"Can Jonny come out to panic-buy with us?"

"Panic-buying in expectation of a public sector strike."

Waterfront cafe...Exterminators eat free!

"Give me five bucks for it. It just needs a little tuning."

And he did, and they did.

The Modern World is so Full of Anxiety