Panic Buyer Chuckler Pillows

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'Is the fire included?'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

See the house whose property taxes were raised

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Flush Direct

Catchment Area for Teachers

'I'm positive that 'Open House' sign pointed to next door.'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Uncle Sam.

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

'Well it was here yesterday... the owner might of taken it down for security reasons'

"Did you order 8000 tins of beans, 10,000 litres of water, 400 bottles of vitamins C tablets, 500 rolls of tin foil. . ."

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

"It's all I could get."

"This pandemic's made me stop, reflect and think about the important things in life - the things we forgot to panic buy and hoard!"

"Hello. . . Police? We've been burgled! The bastards have taken all of our soap, hand sanitiser and toilet rolls!"

On shirt--You must make this much to afford this place.

"I know the government's carrying part of the risk, but I'm not sure Mr.Cameron knows much about plumbing."

British Weather Bureau Symbols

First Wave. Second Wave.

"Norman's been panic buying Jerry Cans."

"The boy sure likes it!"

"That's not damp- it's a water feature."

Selling Points - Waterfront Property....Away from dank air of waterfront.

"Can Jonny come out to panic-buy with us?"

'I know nothing about cars. Is this a good lemon?'

'It's a bee! Get it off me!!'

"Panic-buying in expectation of a public sector strike."

"You can have my disinfectant when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"