First-time Buyer Humorist Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort with pillows designed to delight first-time humorists, blending clever graphics with cozy style for their home or office.

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"I know the government's carrying part of the risk, but I'm not sure Mr.Cameron knows much about plumbing."

"I know the government's carrying part of the risk, but I'm not sure Mr.Cameron knows much about plumbing." mockup

"I know the government's carrying part of the risk, but I'm not sure Mr.Cameron knows much about plumbing."

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'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.' mockup

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

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"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?" mockup

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

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'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.' mockup

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

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'Is the fire included?'

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An exaggeration of estate agents

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'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.' mockup

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

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'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!' mockup

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

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'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!' mockup

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

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'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .' mockup

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

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'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.' mockup

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

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"I've downsized."

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"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach." mockup

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

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"Efficiency tombs available"

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'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.' mockup

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

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See the house whose property taxes were raised

See the house whose property taxes were raised mockup

See the house whose property taxes were raised

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'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.' mockup

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

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"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size." mockup

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

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"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool." mockup

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

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"For sale £470,000 house included" mockup

"For sale £470,000 house included"

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"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera." mockup

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

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'It mostly scares the realtors.'

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"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten." mockup

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

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"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay." mockup

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

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"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south." mockup

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

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"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year." mockup

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

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"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?" mockup

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

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'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!' mockup

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'

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"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

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'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.' mockup

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

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"We're thinking of downsizing."

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Toughing it out in the real estate game.

Toughing it out in the real estate game. mockup

Toughing it out in the real estate game.

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'With my new promotion, I can move us into a bigger shoe.'

'With my new promotion, I can move us into a bigger shoe.' mockup

'With my new promotion, I can move us into a bigger shoe.'

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First-time Buyer Humorist Pillows Collection

First-time Buyer Humorist Mugs

Looking for more humorous mugs? Browse our collection of witty mugs perfect for the first-time humorist and their delightful coffee moments.

First-time Buyer Humorist Prints

Shop our collection of funny, creative prints to make any space lively and expressive—ideal for the first-time humorist’s personal style.

First-time Buyer Humorist T-Shirts

Find the perfect witty t-shirt for the first-time humorist—our collection of clever and funny designs will hit the right note of humor and style.