First-time Homeowner Humorist Pillows

Add a splash of humor to their new home with cozy, witty pillows. Perfect for a first-time homeowner looking to decorate with personality and fun.

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'I'm having real trouble getting on the property ladder...'

'I'm having real trouble getting on the property ladder...' mockup

'I'm having real trouble getting on the property ladder...'

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"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?" mockup

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

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'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.' mockup

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

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'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

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'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!' mockup

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

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"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine." mockup

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

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"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?" mockup

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

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Yard Sale

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'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?' mockup

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

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"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure." mockup

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

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Pest Control

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'Is the fire included?'

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"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy." mockup

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

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'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

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Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.' mockup

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

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'Beware you don't trip over him!' mockup

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

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'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.' mockup

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

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How to Build a Bungalow

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'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.' mockup

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

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It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down. mockup

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

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'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters' mockup

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

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'She let the bedbugs bite.'

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Carpet Cows

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'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.' mockup

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

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See the house whose property taxes were raised

See the house whose property taxes were raised mockup

See the house whose property taxes were raised

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'When did you get a ceiling fan?' mockup

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

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'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.' mockup

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

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VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE. mockup

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

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Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman! mockup

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

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'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.' mockup

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

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'You may be the CEO of a large corporation, but at home you're an OMW, observe my whims!'

'You may be the CEO of a large corporation, but at home you're an OMW, observe my whims!' mockup

'You may be the CEO of a large corporation, but at home you're an OMW, observe my whims!'

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"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!" mockup

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

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Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house mockup

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

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First-time Homeowner Humorist Pillows Collection

First-time Homeowner Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of funny mugs perfect for first-time homeowners. Find designs that bring humor and warmth to their new kitchen or coffee corner.

First-time Homeowner Humorist Prints

Discover our creative art prints that bring humor and charm to any new home. A great gift for first-time homeowners to personalize their space.

First-time Homeowner Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for new homeowners. They’re a fun way to celebrate their fresh start with style and humor.