Pastry Police T-Shirts

"That does it! I'm going on a diet! Baldo, hide these pastries where I can't find them."

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Diner.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Punt Cake

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Bermuda Triangles

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Today's special... donuts.

Picking pastries.

Tension filled the tent.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Pastry Hat

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Baking

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Doughboy Dad

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Doughnut Making