Pastry Police T-Shirts

"That does it! I'm going on a diet! Baldo, hide these pastries where I can't find them."

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Bermuda Triangles

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Today's special... donuts.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Picking pastries.

Punt Cake

Tension filled the tent.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Pastry Hat

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Doughboy Dad

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Baking

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Non-Humble Pie.