Pen Wielding Wizard Mugs

'Best Seller'

Instructional guide to scribbling

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Freedom of the press

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

Book publishing.

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Dog Walker

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

"He spends hours waiting for his muse to strike..."

The sword is mightier than the pen.

"Many editors take it improve their colons and semicolons."

A writer goes sailing.

Man with Sword in Penholder

Cow cartooning block.

Forrest Gander

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

Death Watch

Author discusses her next sensation novel

'I wrote my own speech once. It didn't sound like me at all!'

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Pen mightier than sword.

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'