Pencil Wielder Mugs

Cow cartooning block.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

A writer goes sailing.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Forrest Gander

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Pen mightier than sword.

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Small Business Loan of Pencils

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword

Artist Painting Modern Art.

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Well, Mr Baskerville, the only puppy hound I have left is this little guy right here." A legend is born.

Samurai - Accountant.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'