Pencil Lover Mugs

Self-Portrait

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

Biro Diversity

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Accountant Manqué

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Je Suis Charlie

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

"I'm not buying it."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Cow cartooning block.

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.