Piano Pugilist Gifts

Pianist-boxer

Felix Mendelssohn

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Tip my boy."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Ludwig Van Beethoven

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

Global warming.

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Supervisor of the Year'

"After all the effort we went through to get you a piano, you'd better practice every day!"

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'