Piano Pugilist Gifts

Pianist-boxer

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Felix Mendelssohn

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"Tip my boy."

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Ludwig Van Beethoven

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

Muhammad Dali...

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

Global warming.

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Supervisor of the Year'

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'