Prize Pugilist Gifts

'Supervisor of the Year'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Pianist-boxer

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

Muhammad Dali...

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

Global warming.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Look out for his low punches.'

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Shadow Punch

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

'Shadow boxing.'

'I should have won that last fight.'

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."