Promotion Pugilist Gifts

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Muhammad Dali...

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

Global warming.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'Supervisor of the Year'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

Mike Tyson

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

Shadow Punch

'You sure this is allowed?.'

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

'I should have won that last fight.'

'This wasn't what I was expecting when they told me they were kicking me upstairs.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'