Promotion Pugilist Gifts

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

Global warming.

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Supervisor of the Year'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

Shadow Punch

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

'I should have won that last fight.'

'This wasn't what I was expecting when they told me they were kicking me upstairs.'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."