Pillow Pugilist Gifts

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Stacked In Tray

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

'I'd like the short form instead...'

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

Global warming.

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

'What's the use of having throw pillows if you can't throw them?'

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Shadow Punch

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

Before Pillows.

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

How pillow fights begin.

'I should have won that last fight.'