Pillow Fighting Enthusiast Gifts

'What did I do to deserve this?...Oh great, now my guts are everywhere.'

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Pillows in love.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

"You know your dog better than I do."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.