Pillow Fight Enthusiast Gifts

'Pillow fight!'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

'Worst pillow fight I've ever seen.'

Enormous Pillow Fight.

"How many times have I told you to stop playing dangerous games like 'Pillow Fight'?!"

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Pillows in love.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Now give me something intimate to say."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"You know your dog better than I do."