Pillow Fight Enthusiast Pillows

'Pillow fight!'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

'Worst pillow fight I've ever seen.'

Enormous Pillow Fight.

"How many times have I told you to stop playing dangerous games like 'Pillow Fight'?!"

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Pillows in love.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"