Pillow Fighter Pillows

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

Relaxing on a sofa

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"Where do you to go?"

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

"You know your dog better than I do."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

"This is the software for my head."

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

"Let's explore why you detest my throw pillows."

"Every day I live in fear that our jobs will be replaced by pillows."

He lost his cushy job. They gave him six months severance - and his favourite cushion.