Pillow Fight Champion Pillows

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

'What's the use of having throw pillows if you can't throw them?'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

In the event of a water landing, this seat cushion may be used as a flotation device... you can also use it for a pillow fight... and maybe a dog bed... but only for a small dog.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"You know your dog better than I do."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Use your inside voice."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

Before Pillows.

'I'm taking no chances tonight.'

"By the time we move all the pillows, I'm too tired for sex."

How pillow fights begin.

Memory-foam pillows...