Pillow Fight Strategist Pillows

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

Pachyderm insomnia.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"Where do you to go?"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

"You know your dog better than I do."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Use your inside voice."

Sex Score

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."