Pillow Fight Strategist Mugs

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Where do you to go?"

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"You know your dog better than I do."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'Your eating in bed is really getting out of hand.'

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Use your inside voice."

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

Sex Score

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

"Let's explore why you detest my throw pillows."

"I dreamed my parents were still alive."