Pillow Fighters Pillows

"The only thing this memory foam mattress has done is remember all my sleepless nights!"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Pillows in love.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

Relaxing on a sofa

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"Where do you to go?"

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

"You know your dog better than I do."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"