Pillow Fighters Pillows

"The only thing this memory foam mattress has done is remember all my sleepless nights!"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Pillows in love.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

Relaxing on a sofa

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

"Where do you to go?"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

"You know your dog better than I do."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"