Pillow Fights Pillows

'Pillow fight!'

How pillow fights begin.

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"You know your dog better than I do."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"I know you love me, I just wish you would take longer showing it."

"Mother, you were right."

Lawyer, couple in bed - 'Natalie, remember my mother said we shouldn't go to sleep without settling things...'

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"