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'Pillow fight!'

How pillow fights begin.

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"You know your dog better than I do."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

Lawyer, couple in bed - 'Natalie, remember my mother said we shouldn't go to sleep without settling things...'

"I know you love me, I just wish you would take longer showing it."

"Mother, you were right."

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.