Pillow Fight Fanatics T-Shirts

'These pillow fights are killing me.'

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Pillows in love.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"You know your dog better than I do."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

"I know you love me, I just wish you would take longer showing it."