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'Every time I try to throw myself at her, it starts a fight.'

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Pillows in love.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

A street fight.

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'