Pillow Combat Enthusiast Pillows

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Pillows in love.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

A street fight.

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'