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Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Stacked In Tray

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

'I'd like the short form instead...'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

Muhammad Dali...

Global warming.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

'You sure this is allowed?.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'Every time I try to throw myself at her, it starts a fight.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Shadow Punch

'What's the use of having throw pillows if you can't throw them?'

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

Before Pillows.

'I should have won that last fight.'

How pillow fights begin.