Pillow Fight Champion Gifts

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

'That there hombre's the best danged pillow fighter I ever seen in these here parts!'

'What's the use of having throw pillows if you can't throw them?'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

In the event of a water landing, this seat cushion may be used as a flotation device... you can also use it for a pillow fight... and maybe a dog bed... but only for a small dog.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

"You know your dog better than I do."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

"Use your inside voice."

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."

'Every time I try to throw myself at her, it starts a fight.'