Pillow Fighting Gifts

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

Before Pillows.

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

In the event of a water landing, this seat cushion may be used as a flotation device... you can also use it for a pillow fight... and maybe a dog bed... but only for a small dog.

Enormous Pillow Fight.

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Where do you to go?"

"You know your dog better than I do."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

"I know you love me, I just wish you would take longer showing it."

Lawyer, couple in bed - 'Natalie, remember my mother said we shouldn't go to sleep without settling things...'