Pillow Fighting Gifts

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

Before Pillows.

'That there hombre's the best danged pillow fighter I ever seen in these here parts!'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

In the event of a water landing, this seat cushion may be used as a flotation device... you can also use it for a pillow fight... and maybe a dog bed... but only for a small dog.

Enormous Pillow Fight.

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Where do you to go?"

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?