Pillow Fight Champ Gifts

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Pillows in love.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

"You know your dog better than I do."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

"Use your inside voice."

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

'What's the use of having throw pillows if you can't throw them?'

'Every time I try to throw myself at her, it starts a fight.'