Pillow Fight Champ Gifts

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Pillows in love.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"You know your dog better than I do."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Use your inside voice."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

'What's the use of having throw pillows if you can't throw them?'

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'