Pugilism Philosopher Pillows

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

"So, what are you reading?"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Look out for his low punches.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

Shadow Punch

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

'Well, why isn't there a paperweight class?'

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

'I should have won that last fight.'

'Shadow boxing.'

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby