Pugilism Pundit Pillows

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

Inventive way of cheating at boxing.

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

EU-budget fight

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Shadow Punch

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

'I should have won that last fight.'