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Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

Inventive way of cheating at boxing.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

'Look out for his low punches.'

EU-budget fight

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

'You sure this is allowed?.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Shadow Punch

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

'Shadow boxing.'

'I should have won that last fight.'