'War!... What's it good for?'
War Theorist Gifts
Searching for a gift for the war theorist? Our collection features clever and amusing products that celebrate strategic thinking and military history. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, these items are designed to inspire conversation and showcase their passion for military strategy and theories. Whether they’re a history buff or a strategic thinker, find a unique gift that reflects their fascination with the art of war, all while adding a touch of wit and personality.
'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'
The domino theory of war replaced by the Rubik's cube theory.
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
Putin and Zelensky
"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
"It's time to get politics out of money."
Pennies for People, Billions for War
Denazification
"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."
"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."
Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.
"It's the new Trump Tower..."
The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction
'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'
Max Weber
Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.
"Mission 66.666% accomplished."
The Costs Of Doing War.
'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'
News of the Day - Savings Bank.
John McCain, pre-RIP
The Syrian Knot
Bush covered in blood on a bloody puddle that is Iraq.
Domino Democracy.
Chilcot's Army
No Unknown Unknowns
'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'
'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'
Taming the beast of the free market...
Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan
King Trump
Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.
'We think, therefore we are a tank.'
War Theorist Gifts Collection
War Theorist Mugs
Looking for a witty way to celebrate a war theorist? Explore our range of mugs featuring clever military strategies and humorous takes—perfect for caffeine-fueled strategists.
War Theorist Pillows
Add some strategic charm to their home or office with pillows featuring humorous or insightful war theory graphics—comfort meets intellect.
War Theorist Prints
Decorate their space with prints that celebrate the art of war and strategic thinking—great for any history or strategy enthusiast.
War Theorist T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for the war theorist who loves to showcase their passion—our clever and stylish designs make strategy look fashionable.