War Theorist T-Shirts

'War!... What's it good for?'

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

The domino theory of war replaced by the Rubik's cube theory.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Putin and Zelensky

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Pennies for People, Billions for War

Denazification

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Max Weber

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

"Mission 66.666% accomplished."

The Costs Of Doing War.

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

John McCain, pre-RIP

The Syrian Knot

Bush covered in blood on a bloody puddle that is Iraq.

Domino Democracy.

Chilcot's Army

No Unknown Unknowns

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Taming the beast of the free market...

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

King Trump

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'