War Theorist Pillows

Add a touch of military intellect to their space with pillows that feature clever insights or humorous takes on war strategies—comfort meets wit.

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'War!... What's it good for?'

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'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!' mockup

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

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The domino theory of war replaced by the Rubik's cube theory.

The domino theory of war replaced by the Rubik's cube theory. mockup

The domino theory of war replaced by the Rubik's cube theory.

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You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy mockup

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

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Putin and Zelensky

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"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?" mockup

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

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Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan. mockup

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

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"It's time to get politics out of money."

"It's time to get politics out of money." mockup

"It's time to get politics out of money."

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Denazification

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"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt." mockup

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

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The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction mockup

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

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"It's the new Trump Tower..."

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"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card." mockup

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

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Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts. mockup

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

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'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!' mockup

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

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Max Weber

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Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System. mockup

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

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"Mission 66.666% accomplished."

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The Costs Of Doing War.

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'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.' mockup

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

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News of the Day - Savings Bank.

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'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.' mockup

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

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King Trump

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Taming the beast of the free market... mockup

Taming the beast of the free market...

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The Syrian Knot

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Domino Democracy.

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'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

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Chilcot's Army

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Bush covered in blood on a bloody puddle that is Iraq.

Bush covered in blood on a bloody puddle that is Iraq. mockup

Bush covered in blood on a bloody puddle that is Iraq.

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Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered. mockup

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

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'We think, therefore we are a tank.' mockup

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

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'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.' mockup

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

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The Future

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"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?" mockup

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

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War Theorist Pillows Collection

War Theorist Mugs

Looking for a witty way to celebrate a war theorist? Explore our range of mugs featuring clever military strategies and humorous takes—perfect for caffeine-fueled strategists.

War Theorist Prints

Decorate their space with prints that celebrate the art of war and strategic thinking—great for any history or strategy enthusiast.

War Theorist T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for the war theorist who loves to showcase their passion—our clever and stylish designs make strategy look fashionable.