War Critic Pillows

Crusade - Oil is thicker than blood?

US economy is a wreck.

'Our main priority is to protect all of the innocent oil that has become caught up in this conflict.'

The USA Peace Dove Choosing War

Double Speak

Denazification

Chilcot's Army

Bomb

say, about what this war is costing...

The Chilcot Monkeys.

Bush's Last Stand.

Bush covered in blood on a bloody puddle that is Iraq.

"So what did you die of?" "Alcoholism. And You?" "Nationalism."

'We're here coming toward Saddam's hole sir!'

General eating his gun, whilst a child begs for peace.

Domino Democracy.

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Reading my Critics

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Trump secret police

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Why do you hate the media?

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'