War Critique Pillows

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

Measures for war

Herman Mankiewicz

Reading my Critics

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Denazification

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

Invade/Fail/Deny

The USA...

Sculptor's chippings

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

Disappearing Democracy

Militant Pacifists

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Art Critics.

IOC and human rights.

Chilcot's Army

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

Bush covered in blood on a bloody puddle that is Iraq.

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

Domino Democracy.

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

"It's too academic."

"I think it would look nicer in red."

"A restaurant critic! I hope she doesn't make this place sound too good."