War Critics Pillows

Dying Large in Iraq

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

Denazification

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Pennies for People, Billions for War

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Invade/Fail/Deny

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

The USA...

Militant Pacifists

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

IOC and human rights.

No Unknown Unknowns

John McCain, pre-RIP

Bush covered in blood on a bloody puddle that is Iraq.

Chilcot's Army

Domino Democracy.

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

Enough is Enough

"Just remember, you could end up just like me. . . dead and hanging upside down at a gas station. . ."

Precisely Inprecise

Crusade - Oil is thicker than blood?

"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."

Maybe We'll Invade Another Oil-Rich Politically Dysfunctional Sort of Socialist Country. What Could Go Wrong?

The Commander-in-Chief

"So what did you die of?" "Alcoholism. And You?" "Nationalism."

'Now we've got rid of that pesky Gen. ___ we can run the war in ___ the way it ought to be run...'

Double Speak

The USA Peace Dove Choosing War

'Our main priority is to protect all of the innocent oil that has become caught up in this conflict.'

Sorry

Syria Crisis

The EU ignoring the refugee crisis.

'The Government today announced a fifty billion dollar research program to determine the causes of inflation....'

General eating his gun, whilst a child begs for peace.