Military Theory Buff T-Shirts

"War, J.B. is the continuation of business by other means."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

Monuments

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Filling the Missile Gap

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Military style hedgehog

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Defence Cutbacks.

The Drone

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."