Military Theory Buff T-Shirts

"War, J.B. is the continuation of business by other means."

Support the Ex-Troops

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"War is hell and so is this soup."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Monuments

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Filling the Missile Gap

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Military style hedgehog

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Defence Cutbacks.

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

The Drone

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Especially modified you say..."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'