Military Thinker T-Shirts

Show off their tactical brilliance with our witty t-shirts, crafted for military thinkers who appreciate clever humor and smart design. Perfect for casual days and strategic thinking alike.

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"Introspe-e-ec-shun!"

"Introspe-e-ec-shun!" mockup

"Introspe-e-ec-shun!" mockup

"Introspe-e-ec-shun!" mockup

"Introspe-e-ec-shun!" mockup

"Introspe-e-ec-shun!"

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'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!' mockup

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!' mockup

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!' mockup

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!' mockup

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

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You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy mockup

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy mockup

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy mockup

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy mockup

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

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'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.' mockup

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.' mockup

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.' mockup

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.' mockup

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

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Two Ways out of Iraq.

Two Ways out of Iraq. mockup

Two Ways out of Iraq. mockup

Two Ways out of Iraq. mockup

Two Ways out of Iraq. mockup

Two Ways out of Iraq.

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'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.' mockup

'There's too much corruption in the third world.' mockup

'There's too much corruption in the third world.' mockup

'There's too much corruption in the third world.' mockup

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

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"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!" mockup

"Hurry up with that dictionary!" mockup

"Hurry up with that dictionary!" mockup

"Hurry up with that dictionary!" mockup

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

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'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?' mockup

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?' mockup

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?' mockup

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?' mockup

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

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"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells." mockup

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells." mockup

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells." mockup

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells." mockup

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

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"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!" mockup

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!" mockup

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!" mockup

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!" mockup

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

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Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam? mockup

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam? mockup

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam? mockup

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam? mockup

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

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Most valuable element.

Most valuable element. mockup

Most valuable element. mockup

Most valuable element. mockup

Most valuable element. mockup

Most valuable element.

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Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places. mockup

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places. mockup

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places. mockup

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places. mockup

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

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Ukraine Crisis mockup

Ukraine Crisis mockup

Ukraine Crisis mockup

Ukraine Crisis mockup

Ukraine Crisis

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"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..." mockup

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..." mockup

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..." mockup

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..." mockup

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

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Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike mockup

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike mockup

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike mockup

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike mockup

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

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'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!' mockup

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!' mockup

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!' mockup

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!' mockup

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

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A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.' mockup

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.' mockup

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.' mockup

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.' mockup

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

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Nuclear Proliferation

Nuclear Proliferation mockup

Nuclear Proliferation mockup

Nuclear Proliferation mockup

Nuclear Proliferation mockup

Nuclear Proliferation

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Foxhole - digging robot

Foxhole - digging robot mockup

Foxhole - digging robot mockup

Foxhole - digging robot mockup

Foxhole - digging robot mockup

Foxhole - digging robot

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Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Bush and his exit 'strategery' mockup

Bush and his exit 'strategery' mockup

Bush and his exit 'strategery' mockup

Bush and his exit 'strategery' mockup

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

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Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse mockup

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse mockup

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse mockup

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse mockup

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

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"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion." mockup

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion." mockup

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion." mockup

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion." mockup

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

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"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt." mockup

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt." mockup

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt." mockup

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt." mockup

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

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Putin's Mutual Destruction

Putin's Mutual Destruction mockup

Putin's Mutual Destruction mockup

Putin's Mutual Destruction mockup

Putin's Mutual Destruction mockup

Putin's Mutual Destruction

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Ukraine Pinata mockup

Ukraine Pinata mockup

Ukraine Pinata mockup

Ukraine Pinata mockup

Ukraine Pinata

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The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction mockup

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction mockup

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction mockup

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction mockup

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

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Trouble everywhere...

Trouble everywhere... mockup

Trouble everywhere... mockup

Trouble everywhere... mockup

Trouble everywhere... mockup

Trouble everywhere...

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Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Model Nato Afghanistan Army mockup

Model Nato Afghanistan Army mockup

Model Nato Afghanistan Army mockup

Model Nato Afghanistan Army mockup

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

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Nato Membership

Nato Membership mockup

Nato Membership mockup

Nato Membership mockup

Nato Membership mockup

Nato Membership

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'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.' mockup

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.' mockup

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.' mockup

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.' mockup

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

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Military Thinker T-Shirts Collection

Military Thinker Mugs

Explore our range of witty mugs, perfect for military thinkers who love their coffee with a dash of humor and strategic flair.

Military Thinker Pillows

Find comfy pillows that celebrate strategic thinking with humor—great for brightening up any space and making thoughtful gifts.

Military Thinker Prints

Decorate with prints that honor cleverness and strategic insight—perfect for military thinkers who love to showcase their smarts.