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'Hey! These target coordinates are the same... as...'

Rugby player carrying ball in his headband

Christos was excited about the cunning plan...but he wasn't that happy with his allocated seat.

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

The Use of Cavalry

Winning tactics

"Stay on the white!"

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Chess pieces sheltering from a storm under a chess board whilst leaving the pawns out in the rain.

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

"Butterfield has the flu, Sir - so we're sending him in first."

Modern Self Defense

Catapult.

'I think I'll try my Bobby Fischer sequence on you.'

Chess battle zone

'Remember, Henderson - A velvet fist in an iron glove works pretty well, too,'

Angela Merkel.

Cat lures mouse with cheese.

Early biological warfare

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

"So, which bit of go across the bridge then blow it up did you find so difficult to understand?"

"Being a leader means you have the ball, what are you going to do with it?"

"I think we should stop talking about out target demographic."

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

Stalemate

"Elvin Perkins to Square E-5"

Queen's Pawn To Hell

"There are no small wars… only small generals."

"Looks like a computer error."

"What's with the new guy?"

Tactics for avoiding a chat.

Rock, paper, scissors