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"You own the world's most modern weaponry, yet you continue to fight insurgencies and guerrilla wars with World War II tactics."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

The Use of Cavalry

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

ISIS needle in a haystack.

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Trojan Chess

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

Trojan horse.

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'And that's the quickest way out of the car park after the game.'

"Being a leader means you have the ball, what are you going to do with it?"