Military Ethics Thinker T-Shirts

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

"War, J.B. is the continuation of business by other means."

Grim Reaper and the 7th

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

How's my blitzkrieging?

"I don't know about you, but Clinton has certainly bombed his way back into my heart."

On the Brink of War with Russia-British Fleet Despatched

"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

'They've left a peace offering, the cowards.'

"I think we're on the cusp of a breakthrough here!"

"After the Taliban captured Kabul, the immediately started the siege of Washington!"

For the War Inventions Board. The Pilsner Pump for Tapping the Enemy's Supper Beer

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

Hague Convention Defied! Stiffnecking Tommies by Directing Draughts on the British Trenches.

History has mercifully forgotten the incredibly brief reign of Dingus Khan.

"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war."

"Careful boys! I think we just stumbled into a mimefield..."

'All this stuff's made in sweatshops - its awful! I'm not buying clothes someone's sweated on!'

'Radio active depleted uranium dump'

'Iraq - A Hard Place'

"Bon pillage!"