Military Ethics Thinker Pillows

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

"War, J.B. is the continuation of business by other means."

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

Grim Reaper and the 7th

What's in a Terrorist Name?

Next Terrifying Military Threats

Know Your Level

"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

'They've left a peace offering, the cowards.'

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

Another Shooting

On the Brink of War with Russia-British Fleet Despatched

Obama Sells Out to Both Sides in Syria

"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."

"I don't know about you, but Clinton has certainly bombed his way back into my heart."

How's my blitzkrieging?

Sorry

"I think we're on the cusp of a breakthrough here!"

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

"Careful boys! I think we just stumbled into a mimefield..."

History has mercifully forgotten the incredibly brief reign of Dingus Khan.

"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war."

"After the Taliban captured Kabul, the immediately started the siege of Washington!"

Don't Leave Work Without It

Hague Convention Defied! Stiffnecking Tommies by Directing Draughts on the British Trenches.

For the War Inventions Board. The Pilsner Pump for Tapping the Enemy's Supper Beer

'All this stuff's made in sweatshops - its awful! I'm not buying clothes someone's sweated on!'

'Radio active depleted uranium dump'

"Bon pillage!"