Military Thinker Gifts

"Introspe-e-ec-shun!"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Ukraine Crisis

Most valuable element.

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

Nuclear Proliferation

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Ukraine Pinata

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Foxhole - digging robot

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

Trouble everywhere...

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Nato Membership