Warfare Tactics Buff Gifts

'Someday I predict that the infantry will ride EVERYWHERE!'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Alternative fielding positions

That's What Happens

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Tic-tac-toe

Military style hedgehog

' A new idea '

Filling the Missile Gap

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

The USA...

'Chili again?'

"FORE!"

"At last, a low-level panel!"