"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"
Music And Military Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with a music and military enthusiast? Explore our curated selection of products that blend humor, creativity, and their passions. From mugs with clever tunes and patriotic humor to t-shirts featuring band and army-inspired designs, our gifts cater perfectly to those who cherish music and military history alike. Brighten their day with thoughtful, unique items that reflect their interests and sense of humor—because the best gifts are both personal and fun.
Support the Ex-Troops
"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
Servicemen.
"Postwar is hell."
'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'
"War is hell and so is this soup."
HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.
Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.
"That is an outrageous slur."
Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'
'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'
I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.
Piano Keyboard
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.
"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."
The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.
Monuments
Brighton Bersagliere.
"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"
Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)
Military style hedgehog
Filling the Missile Gap
Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.
"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."
'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'
'At least I don't have his life.'
Defence Cutbacks.
"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."
'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'
“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”
'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'
"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."
"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"
Music And Military Buff Gifts Collection
Music And Military Buff Mugs
Explore our wide range of products for music and military buffs on mugs—perfect for adding humor and patriotism to their daily routines.
Music And Military Buff Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that showcase their interests with clever designs related to music and military themes—comfort and character combined.
Music And Military Buff Prints
Browse our selection of prints that highlight music and military passions—ideal for decorating their favorite space with style and meaning.
Music And Military Buff T-Shirts
Check out our collection of t-shirts for music and military enthusiasts—fun, stylish, and full of personality, these tees celebrate their passions in a memorable way.