Military Music Fan Gifts

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

Michael Caine

Obama ready for another war

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

"Lemming Boot Camp"

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

We Don't Know Much

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

Vladimir Putin.

Eye Off the Ball