Military Story Fan Gifts

"I never cared much for apple pie, and, as for mother, the less said the better."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

Brighton Bersagliere.

The unknown war poet.

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Did you call for a Medic?"

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Obama ready for another war

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Attila the Nun.

Army Man Playset 2020

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

Ad Valorem

Horatio Nelson

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

The Jumping Tank

Army of the Potomac- Evening Scene in Camp

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'